Definition Contest
I think "Blog" is a silly name. Let's see who can come up with the best definition of the word, used as a noun, verb, adjective, whatever.
Have fun.
posted by Carson | 11:44 AM
Eng Lit
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18 Comments:
Blog is a good name Mr. Carson. It's part of the blogosphere.
Blogger-eyed. After effects of searching clumsily for eyeglasses in the dark dangerously near an open drawer. (Illustration: See Mr. C.)
Blog-head. (n) One who waits until the night before his major mid-term to seek help from his old teacher because he failed to pay attention when his education was paid for by the government.
(eg. Chris)
Blogger: n Crusty nasal discharge usually associated with the ending of a cold or other viral infection. eg. Ouch! I just cut myself on the crusty blogger you wiped on my desk.
Blogger: n A lonely person who sits up late posting messages on sad sites no one visits. Both young and old bloggers are generally be found inhabiting their parents' basements.
Blogger: Socially challenged reject that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually writing in their boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are; accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.
...uhh speaking of which, http://www.livejournal.com/users/chrisclark
mine :(
Chris, I visited your web site. . . I will weep for you, you tragic, funny little man. I am so sorry you have been blighted so. I am also pretty damn sorry I had to see those pictures of you in those pants. Yikes. Shouldn't you have some sort of advisory? I'm going to have nightmares!
This is by far one of the most amusing websites I have ever visited. I am completely sincere (meaning, not sarcastic) when I say I am looking forward to keeping myself up-to-date on the comings and goings of this blog.
Seeing how pathetic other people are makes me feel better about myself. :-D
Blog: (n) Without going into specifics, it relates to flamigos and the passageways within the duodenum.
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bloggish [adj]: 1. intelligent in an obscure, non-committal way. Bloggish people are lazy about being smart, but manage to contribute brilliant thoughts into conversations every now and then should they feel like it. 2. un-expectantly genius
Ex: “Wow, Susan hardly ever puts her hand up in class! Her analysis was completely bloggish!”
Hi Kendall,
Don't be bashing the Blog. Also, you owe Ruth a Mars Bar: she wrote 10 brilliant sonnets before the Friday deadline. She even wrote one called "Alas, Kendall Welched on Her Mars' Bar Debt." I hope it's not prophetic!
Kendall,
I read your profile. Have you read any Jack Whyte books? Uther, et cetera? If you have, let me know by tomorrow.
Alas, Kendall Welched on Her Mars' Bar Debt
Alas, Kendall welched on her Mars' Bar debt:
Woe is me for chocolate is not my gain.
This slight against me is one she’ll regret;
Oh, the violences I could entertain.
Gladly, from our teacher I will withhold
Documents stolen from Kendall’s back-pack,
Yes – listen to my evilness unfold.
Her self-esteem is what I will attack.
I’ll pull her golden braid so hard she screams,
I’ll confiscate her headphones and her song,
Shame her for ruining my nougat dreams,
I’ll show her, she who committed a wrong.
Bloody misery that she won’t forget
Until she’s repaid her chocolate debt.
(creative collaboration of two Lit students with nothing better to do during their lunchhour than spend time on their Literature class's blog...a.k.a. Ruth and Kendall)
Tis making me mad. The darned thing won't let me post my definition....
-Bekki
Blog (n) - the only place where the entire lit 12 class can talk at once without being interupted by mysterious giggles coming from Kelly Road, or without hearing them cry for want of tearing out hair.
- Bekki
blog- to blog: to lie horrendously about everything and anything concerning English that an individual does not know. ie: cheryl
I didn't know that the enjoyment I derived from witnessing your suffering was any secret at all, Megan. 1,000 words per minute, Josie; come now, you don't expect me to believe you spent a whole minute on that essay do you? Besides, it was only 700 words long :-D
blogboots: [n] 1. nickname given to any footwear that seems to possess extrodinary powers 2. shoes or sandals, or sometimes stockings, which lend the wearer temporary powers unusual to the average human being
Ex: “Holy smokes! Lucy really rocked that exam – she must have been wearing her lucky blogboots the day she wrote it!”
blogmop: [n] 1. someone who talks too much - particularly of nonsense analytical bogous and especially ridiculous philisophical babble – on irrelevant topics to the present conversation 2. the person who annoys everyone else so much that their silence is much desired, and often is achieved only by the stuffing of this person’s mouth with a chalky rag or a wad of crumpled paper found on a classroom floor
Ex: “Amy was being such a blogmop! We had to wait for her to stop venting before we could continue on with our discussion.”
reggolb: [n] an Internet addict with their head on backwards
Ex: “!sdrawkcab no daeh rieht tcidda tenretnI na”
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