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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Shakespeare's Bed

As you know, Shakespeare left his wife his "second best bed." Please post your reasons--plausible or not--as to why the Bard did this.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He left his wife his second best bed because the first bed was worn out from too much...uh...baby...making....

Laurie

1:49 AM  
Blogger Ruth said...

Poor Shakespeare, though gifted in many other ways, was ignornant in the identification of the quality of bedroom furniture. The Bard left his wife his second best bed because he actually thought it was the first best bed. Clearly, someone misinformed him...or he skipped class the day they covered The Secret Language of Bedroom Furniture in his literature class.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

he died in the best one. who wants to sleep in a dead guy's bed? excluding necrophiliacs, of course.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Seeing as I don't know how to start a new thread on your blog, I have to post this under here. Can someone please tell me (again, seeing as I probably just forgot/wasn't paying attention)what I put in brackets when I'm citing a website? THIS IS GETTING LATE, I KNOW. Help would be super. Thanks.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Also, when do you use "who" and when do you use "whom"?

1:24 PM  
Blogger Carson said...

Sarra is correct about the who/whom thing--the easiest way to remember is that whom is the object and is usually governed by a preposition (to, for, by, et cetera). I really liked how you helped one another out on the Blog thing--and that you voted on my ridiculous polls. Any ideas for other polls? They're easy to make.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shakespeare left his second best bed to his wife to start a mass of confusion after his death and to get a good laugh out of it. Or maybe his wife didn't *want* the first bed and prefered the second?

-Bekki

10:47 AM  
Blogger Ruth said...

What I think you need to do, Mr. Carson, is set up a new post for us to post our ridiculous poll ideas!! That keeps our insanity somewhat organized! :-)

9:10 PM  
Blogger Ron said...

This is easy.

Shakespeare left his "second best bed" to his wife because he left his first best bed to that teenaged actor boy with whom he had been carrying on for years. You know, the one he wrote all those sonnets for?

Just a thought.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Ayla said...

The fleas got to the first best bed first...and therefore it wasn't the first best bed anymore. The second best bed was actually the best. Which dear anne got.

4:43 PM  
Blogger cherylf said...

his wife got the second best bed because the first best bed was already given to the manservant jose'

10:40 AM  
Blogger cherylf said...

maybe there never was a first bed and it was all a big conspiracy to make him look like an ungreatful man?

10:47 AM  

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