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A Donut's Last Words (Bonus Marks if You Can Name the Allusions)
	"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Lit kid; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee.
	For the love of God, Sarra! (Poe didn't really write "Sarra")
	let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open. . . Learn it to the younguns.
	No--no--don't tech me--leave me be--leave me be. . . . Leave me be, can't yeh? Leave me be fer a minnit. . . . Leave me be--don't tech me--leave me
	Eat me to-morrow; let me live to-night! . . .
	Take me to the window. Let me look at the moors--or Day and Night Foods-- with you once more, my darling. Once more.
	The rest is silence
	Yes, that was death. I died--and I awoke. Yes, digestion is an awakening.
	Forward comrades! . . . Forward in the name of the Rebellion!
	I will into the vale of The Colon to heal me of my grievous wound: and if thou hear never more of me, pray for my soul

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Monday, October 25, 2004

Here's the website for old exams. You need Adobe Acrobat to dowload the PDF files. You can also get the keys and markers' reports. Enjoy :)

http://www.bced.gov.bc.ca/exams/search/exsection.htm

Anonymous said...: is it possible to print off a copy of the key and all for those of us with very limited net access *mutters about school comps*

-Bekki; 10:09 AM
Carson said...: Hi Rebecca (and everyone),
I have all of the old Lit 12 exams printed off; when you want to try to write one, let me know and I'll photocopy it and send it to you. I can also print the key for you--absolutely no problem--so no worries if the computers aren't working for you!

MC; 7:09 PM
Chris Clark said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; 1:50 PM
Chris Clark said...: Harsh Sarra... harsh.; 4:42 PM
Chris Clark said...: Removing comments darling?; 11:14 PM
Chris Clark said...: I think someone has a crush on me... Sarra.; 5:07 PM
Anonymous said...: oohh, internet inappropriate romance, me like. 10 pts if u can guess who it is!lol lol; 10:28 AM

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How did you do on the Provincial Exam?
	Great!!!
	Pretty well !!
	I defied several physical laws by simultaneously sucking and blowing!
	I wonder if McDonalds is still hiring sandwich board people?
	That easy was. What inversion is?
	I choked on a donut and couldn't write.
	Fine. I wrote about Shakespeare's Paradise Lost, and Milton's King Leer.
	I thought there was a written part on the exam.
	The gnome outscored me, as did several single-celled organisms left behind in the nasal discharge of the last student to use the cubicle.
	I thnk i did purdy wel. As Longe ass speling dont count. Yep.

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